Tennis and Squash Courts

Indisputably the classiest place to swing a racket. It's members only, but the fees aren't jaw-dropping and you'll not find better facilities or more enthusiastic, well-organised clientele in all our green and pleasant land. There are leagues and teams for every standard (even Itchy's, which is somewhere below 'bog' and hovering around 'sub'), indoor, hard and grass courts for tennis and five courts for squash. And a bar, stocking proper pints alongside those worryingly neon energy drinks that make your pee glow in the dark so you can see if you're missing the bowl when you get up for a wizz in the night. Handy.

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