Babushka

Notice: 'Would patrons kindly refrain from enjoying themselves in this establishment. The partaking of fun is considered frivolous and shall be met with cold stares and gossipy whispers from both the management and other patrons. Should you require a drink or request any information from the bar staff at all, you shall be made to feel as though you have just stated that you like to beat small furry animals with wooden clubs in your spare time.' Ok, so we made that up... but you'd never have guessed it from the soulless atmosphere and entirely disinterested staff you will meet in this bar-cum-dentist's waiting room. More boring than a conference on high-tensile fencing.

Email to a friend